Day 5

[IThinkICrashedYourPlane]

Suddenly a searing light sheds from Dan's skin, the castaways are nearly blinded.
"Joey, you must DIE!!!"
Laser beams shoot from Dan's eyes and rip apart Joey's flesh.
Suddenly Jason appears beside Dan
"You see my children" Dan says "I am jesus, and Jason is my apostle. You have all failed on this island, and we must leave. You shall all be destroyed."
The castaways try frantically to run from Dan and Jason as laser beams shoot out of their eyes, destroying everything is site. Sudenly Dan and Jason take flight, fly high above the island, turn around, and cross their laser beam eyes to create a giant laser beam death ray that destroys the island and all of it's inhabitance. The end...

((Bladerunna said I could!!! ))

Blade Edit: Yeah he did! Yeah, we might start a new one, but this one is dead.