life cycle

[ProphecyBoy]

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death.
What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You
wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out
for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're
youngenough to enjoy your retirement. You drink like a fish, party your ass off,
and screw anything that moves and you've only got a few years left, so why
not?? Then you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby,
then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like
central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and
then you finish off as an orgasm!

[I_love_sawyer]

:lol: lol,sorry I can't help but laugh at this.It achaully makes a lot of sence to me anywho,and it's weird that it does,cause in reality it makes no sence at all.But your right your life should get better as you go along.I love this idea :D

[Red Matrix]

This idea was expressed in an espisode of Star Trek: Voyager.

[ProphecyBoy]

Somone in Star Trek Voyager turned into an orgasm?

Bloody heck...

[I_love_sawyer]

:lol2:

I don't think Dave ment that lol