Hobbits throw a party at Bilbo's

[Lost4ever]

"Come on in my good neighbors! The party is just getting started!" Merry led the guests to the party which was extremly wild. Hobbits were drunk and some of them were in a fight. "Hey Pip!" Merry ran up to Pippin who was drinking beer. "I think our guest list is all checked!" "Then thats settled.I invited about fifty guests over here which was pretty hard. Have you seen Frodo and Sam?" "Yeah....I believe they're outside. Shall we visit him?" "Yep!"
"Hey Frodo! Whats....HEY WHAT IN THE NAME OF BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" Merry yelled as Pippin dropped his mouth open, saw Frodo on the roof of Bilbo's cottage in front of a swimming pool that one of the guests brought. " Mr. Frodo, get down from there!" Sam was yelling at Frodo as well. Frodo faced the pool and yelled out "HEY EVERYONE! THIS IS FOR THE ONES THAT DARE ME TO DO THIS!!! WHOA MAN IS IT HOT UP HERE OR IS IT ME?!" "You wouldn't dare Mr. Frodo!?" Sam was starting to panic. "I knew this too much to drink was such a bad idea!"
Frodo slowly unbuttoned his shirt as every hobbit below cheered him on. He threw his vest and blouse at the crowd and things got wilder! With a flash, he pulled his pants right off and everything was off as things got more wilder when he threw them! "BEHOLD!!! THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL MIDDLE EARTH!!! NUDE!!!" Drunk he was but standing there nude, some female hobbits fainted. Frodo didn't see Merry and Pippin laughing hystercally. "He would see the look on his damn face when we tell him everything!!!" Pippin couldn't breath as he laughed. "I agree with you Pip, but isn't Bilbo going to find out about this!?" "Probably...in nude!" Merry and Pippin were laughing extremly hard except Sam .
"NOW, THE MOMENT YOU"VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!! I WILL DRAG MY NUDENESS OF MINE OFF THIS ROOF INTO THE FEELING PRETTY WATER!!!" Everyone was getting louder that the neighbors threw objects in the yard. "ON THE COUNT OF FREAKING THREE....I WILL JUMP!" Everyone stared at him. "A ONE...A TWO....A THR..." "GOD DAMIT! WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL IS GOING ON!?" As the guests turned around, Bilbo was standing there with a look in his eye. "What is this? Tell me! What is this!?" No one responded. "Alright then, I want everyone out right now! Go on!" Everyone left muttering and cursing as Bilbo shooed them away. Sam, Merry, and Pippin found a hiding place for a good view to watch. Bilbo was still outside his yard as he started cleaning up the place a bit. As he cleaned around the area, he ran into Frodo's clothes on the ground everywhere. All of a sudden, he was distracted by giggling above him. As he looked above him, he had gone belistic! "FRODO BAGGINS!!!"
Frodo was laying on his back nude, staring at the stars. As he sat up staring at Bilbo, he felt dizzy. "Is that you Long John?" "What?" "Whats wrong!? is this a howdy doody or a howdy doo to the kick ass folks!?" "My words! You've been drinking!" "Thats nonesense Long John! There is nothing wrong with the habits of drinking unless it kicks in your end....Long John!" "Thats it! I'm taking you inside! You are grounded for three weeks! And no more beer until the end of your punishment!"

The End

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funny :)




not very funny
:unsure:



but i laught :)

[LostInParadise]

dont understand the quote above ^^^ but i thought it was really good and funny... well done, u've inspired me to write fan fiction