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03-16-2005
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WARNING: POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR THOSE OF YOU IN OTHER COUNTRIES!!!!!!! DO NOT CONTINUE!!!!!!!!!! (seeing as this is a fanfiction, I can't put it in spoilers...)
Title: Lost in Transcription Author: SpiddilyDinkins (aka tuxiedog2 on fanfiction) [b]Summary: Charlie's got a new addiction!!! Etc.!!! Rating: PG-13 for drug references, etc. Warnings: Written on an intense sugar high!!! (this was written before...uh...certain Ethan happenings...but after others...those who know what I am talking about will understand...) LOST IN TRANSCRIPTION Claire walked out from behind a tree. ?Greetings, I have a message from the author?Hello and welcome to my most awesome little awesome fanfic. At the time that I am writing this, I haven?t even started writing the actually story nor have any idea what it is about. Nevertheless, I KNOW that it is awesome. LIVE WITH IT. Yes, I am straying away from my usual Lord of the Rings fanfics and diving into the world of LOST!!! (YAY awesome show!) So, without further ado?? And Claire went back behind the tree. CHAPTER ONE Caution: Caffeine at Work Charlie surveyed the island and sighed. What was to become of him? Of Claire? Of everyone else on the island? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT????? The suspense was killing him? So, he took out his handy new heroin replacement: STARBUCKS!!! How he got Starbucks on this random isolated island, nobody knows. But he had it. And whenever he took out his trusty Pumpkin Spice Latte, Mocha Frappuchino, or even the Special Christmas Blend, he began to wonder why he even tried heroin in the first place. Because how could anything be more amazing than Starbucks? After his caffeine buzz from his Vanilla Cr?me, which, by the way, doesn?t even have caffeine, he stood up, clutched his head because the blood temporarily left it when he stood up too fast, and surveyed the island once more. Jack and Kate were arguing over who belonged to the pair of purple toe socks they found (Kate insisted that she bought them in Sydney, but Jack argued that they brought out the elegant shape of his toes). Shannon was sleeping, muttering random French sentences and yelling ?CREPES!!! CREPES!!!? And Ethan was sitting on the beach, chomping and slurping away on the slivers of meat still left on a fish skeleton. Wait?ETHAN?!?!?!?!?!? Charlie exploded up the beach, whipping out a coffee stirrer (yes, while a primitive weapon it was all Charlie had on hand). ?WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!?!? he shrieked, pouncing onto the man and sinking the stirrer into the sand between his arm and torso (ok, he needed a few stabbing tips from Sayid?). ?WHERE IS SHE?!?!?! WHERE IS SHE?!?!?! WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!?? Ethan calmly sat up. ?I don?t know,? he responded coolly. He then proceeded to stand up, take the coffee stirrer in his hand, take out a hole punch, and punch ?POTHEAD? on the stirrer, then handed it back to Charlie. ?Pothead?? asked Charlie, studying the piece of wood. ?But it wasn?t pot! It was -? But when he looked up?Ethan was gone. Charlie swore he heard whispers of ?Believe?believe?? on the wind and the jingle of sleigh bells. He shrugged. Just the island playing tricks on him. Charlie ran up to Jack. ?Jack!? he shouted. ?Jack! I SAW HIM! I SAW HIM! I FRIGGIN SAW ETHAN!!!? ?Are you sure?? asked Jack. ?YES!? cried Charlie. ?Positive?? asked Jack. ?YES!? cried Charlie for a second time. ?I need you to be completely sure?? insisted Jack being his level-headed self. ?YES!!! YES!!! YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!? Jack paused. ?Charlie?I want you to take these sedatives?? ?NO!!! I DON?T NEED ANY FRIGGIN SEDATIVES!!! I?VE GOT CAFFEINE!!!? And Charlie stomped off. *~*~*~*~*~* Yes, caffeine was a man?s best friend, Charlie decided. Better not tell Vincent, though. Speaking of Vincent, the dog jogged up to Charlie and sniffed his Peppermint Espresso. ?NO!? Charlie screamed. ?MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!? Regardless, Vincent jumped up on Charlie, knocking him over, and grabbed the caffeine-infused beverage in his jaws. Charlie sniffled as he watched the dog leaping off into the distance, then started sobbing. Coffee was his friend? Suddenly, he saw it. Something in the distance. It looked like?a large coffee cup? It couldn?t be. But was it? As soon as he refocused his eyes?it was gone. He strided off in what he believed to be the correct direction. But before he could find what he was looking for, he was stopped. Charlie?s jaw dropped. *~*~*~*~*~* Claire walked out from behind the tree again. ?Yes, I know it?s stupid. Yes, I knows it?s bad. Yes, I know it?s not funny. But leave me a review and tell me exactly what you think! Yes, as you can tell?I LOVE CHARLIE!!! Tata for now?I have another chapter written, just tell me if you want it?!? Then BACK BEHIND THE TREE SHE WENT? 
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03-16-2005
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rofl! omg, i LOVE it! COFFEE FREAKS EVERYWHERE UNITE! I think its hilarious, and I hope you right more...sugar highs are awesome!
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03-30-2005
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YAY!!! CHAPTER TWO!!!
Claire walked out from behind a rock (trees were SO last chapter?). ?Greetings again, my fellow humans. Time for the next installment of ?Lost in Transcription?! Thjis was written a while ago...about a month or more...and there isn't a third chapter in thw works AT THIS TIME...but be prepared cause there may be another one on its way...eventually!!! And now, with much pleasure, we bring to you?the second chapter of LOST IN TRANSCRIPTION!!!? CHAPTER TWO Charlie didn?t know much in the way of measurements. He failed that part of fourth grade when they learned about inches and all that crap. But he was pretty sure that his mouth was open a good amount?probably a meter? Or was that centimeter??.. Standing there, right before his eyes, was? IGGY THE WONDER IGUANA WITH A MEXICAN MOUSTACHE!!! Charlie couldn?t believe his bright, beautiful seeing mechanisms. An iguana on the island? It made no friggin sense?? But then it occurred to him?could this facial-haired reptile have any idea where his elephantine cup of java was headed off to? ?Hola, Chalie?? THE IGUANA SPEAKS thought Chalie. ??you may not know me. I am IGGY THE WONDER IGUANA WITH THE MEXICAN MOUSTACHE?? I KNOW thought Chalie. ??and I bring tidings of great joy?? OOO GOODY JOY thought Charlie. ??for unto us on this day?? FOR SOME REASON I JUST THOUGHT OF CHRISTMAS thought Charlie. ??an especially delicious beverage is born?? MMMMMMM BEVERAGE thought Charlie. ??and you will have to find it?? WHERE? Thought Charlie. ?You will have to discover that on your own?? And IGGY THE WONDER IGUANA WITH THE MEXICAN MOUSTACHE vanished? HE CAN READ THOUGHTS? Thought Charlie. He also wondered why so many people seemed to be disappearing on this island. Oh well, back to business? He galloped off into the sunset on his trusty caffeine high. *********************************************** ******* Soon he reached the caves. ?I will have to bring rations on my adventure?quest?thing?? he told himself. Stealthily and carefully, he made sure nobody was watching. Everyone was sleeping. Charlie noticed that Jack was wearing purple toe socks. Content that nobody was awake, he pulled a duffel bag out from behind a rock and unzipped it. Inside was the secret to how he had gotten Starbucks on this island? it was? *Narrator chokes on a piece of lemon meringue pie and dies, convulsing on the floor. A new one is brought in?* Ah, yes, where were we? Anyway? Charlie gazed longingly at his stash. But what if he ran out? Oh well, he?d worry about that when it happens. But for now, he would need to pack it for his adventure. ?What?s in there?? Charlie jumped five meters in the air. Or was that inches? Locke stepped out from the shadows. ?So?? he asked. ?What?s in there?? ?Uh?nothing?? a almost-pissed-his-pants Charlie replied. ?Well, if you didn?t throw the last of your drugs in the fire, I would have guessed it was that.? ?Uh?I?m?going on a trip.? ?Where to?? ?Well, I saw this thing in the woods, but it disappeared. I?m going to find it.? Locke smiled contently and crossed him arms, leaning back a bit. ?It appears you are chasing your White Chocolate Mocha Latte.? Charlie?s eyes lit up. ?THEY MAKE THOSE??????? he asked excitedly. He jumped up, grabbed some boar ribs off the fire, and ran off into the woods. Locke heard cried of ?WHITE CHOCOLATE!!!? echo back from the darkness. HE?S ON HIS WAY Locke thought. AND HE?S NOT COMING BACK? Claire walked out from behind a stump (rocks were SO beginning of this chapter?) ?Hello, I hope you all thoroughly enjoyed that chapter?tell me if you want more!!!" AND BACK BEHIUND THE STUMP SHE WENT!
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03-31-2005
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I want more! What happens? Does Charlie find his white chocolate mocha? Will there be a happily ever after? Does Iggy the Wonder Iguana shave his mustache?! WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol, i luv ur random randomness, its randomly funny.
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03-31-2005
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randomness is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! :happyjump:
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03-31-2005
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yes! yay for random!
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04-07-2005
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BooneFan, you DEFINITELY seem like my kinda person lol.....
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