Merry Christmas Everyone
Coconuts roasting on an open fire,
Smokie nipping at your nose,
Spooky numbers being sung by the friar (Hurley)
And folks dressed up like savage joes,
Everybody knows,
a wild boar and some mistletoe
Helps to keep island light,
Aaron Littleton with his eyes all aglow
will find it hard to sleep tonight,
They know that Henry's on his way,
he's loaded lots of guns and secrets on his yacht,
And every Lostie is gonna spy
to see if polar bears really know how to fart. (Ok, ok, YOu try finding something that rhymes with yacht)
And so i'm offering this simple prayer,
to Others, Tails and Losties too,
Although they've been shot many times, many ways,
Merry Christmas to you.
Cheers, everybody. Dont worry, not quiting the day job.
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