[losty09]

This is my first ever fan fiction so I hope you guys like it. Enjoy!

Anouncer: And now your host of jeopardy, Alex Trebeck!? (There is scattered applause which fades quickly)

Alex looks slightly uncomfortable as he introduces the latest contestants. ?Well, we have very special treat today. Joining us from all the way on an unknown, invisible island in the pacific we have, Claire!? Claire smiles and lifts Aaron over her head triumphantly. The audience gasps as she loses grip momentarily, then smiles nervously as she regains control. ?Its okay?, she waves them off, ?It happens all the time.?
?Next we have Mr. Hugo!?
?Dude, it?s Hurley. I hate Hugo.?
?Don?t we all.? Alex mutters under his breath. ?And last but not least, Danielle!?
A huge roar of applause erupts from the audience, and Danielle looks slightly alarmed. ?The security system,? she whispers to Hurley. ?We must be in Dark Territory.?
?And today?s categories are: The Numbers; Jacks Gang; Deceased Characters; The Others; and Identify the character. Claire, you choose first.?
?Umm, ok I?ll take identify the character for 400.?
?This has been guitar player now enjoys playing father in his spare time. Yes, Claire.?
?Well of course that?s Charlie. I mean he?s a nice guy, but sometimes he just gets all up in my face. I mean I?m trying to be a good parent, but he?s always correcting me. It?s not like motherhood is something I signed up for. And what would he even know about being a parent! He spends every nigh with the first girl who went to his concert who can give him some drugs! That hardly qualifies him to be a father. And for all I know he could be some religious fanatic, I don?t even know him. Which leads me to another thing, he practically drowned my baby! And another thing-?
?Okay, let?s make the next selection shall we?
?Oh yeah sorry. Umm, I?ll take Identify the Character for 600.?
?This unfortunate character didn?t last long- his leg was crushed and he had it amputated by Jack.?
?Oh, that?s Boone.?
?No I?m sorry, the answer is the nameless character who Jack and Locke pull out from under the fuselage in ?The Pilot?. Hurley, make your selection.? (Aaron starts to cry).
?Ok uhh, The numbers for 2000.?
?2000? You seem pretty confident, Hugo.?
?Dude, its Hurley. And I think I know enough about the numbers.?
?Ok then. Here?s the big question. Are the numbers cursed??
?Of course they are cursed, do you think we would have crashed on that island if they weren?t? They gave me bad luck. It?s my fault Arzt died.?
Claire puts her hand on Hurleys shoulder, balancing Aaron in her other. ?Hurley, there?s no such thing as bad luck.?
?Dude, French chick. You?ve got to agree with me. You had them written on your map.?
?Yes. My team and I, we intercepted a transmission of those numbers. They brought us to the island. So yes. I guess you could say they are cursed.? Hurley gives Danielle a huge bear hug.
?Thank you! At last someone who believes me!? There is complete silence in the audience. Hurley looks around, then sets Danielle back down. ?Sorry.?
Alex looks at the answer card. ?Oh, sorry Hugo, but there actually is no answer to this question. Danielle, you select the next question.?
Danielle looks around for a few seconds, then her gaze settles on Aaron. ?Alex.? She whispers. ?Yes?? answers Alex Trebeck. ?My baby. They took her, the others. You brought her back. Give her to me.?
Claire looks shocked. ?What are you talking about??
?Give me my Alex. Give her back!? She lunges forward, grabbing hold of Aarons blanket and pulls it off. The audience gasps. ?The truth has been revealed!? Danielle screams. By now the audience can clearly see that Aaron is, in fact, a girl. The French woman throws herself on top of Claire, and they both fall crashing to the floor. ?Charlie! Charlie, she?s trying to hurt my baby!? Aaron rolls to the side out of harms way. Danielle and Claire continue to wrestle about on the ground. Claire reaches out and scratches Danielle on the arm, who recoils in pain.
?Umm, that?s all the time we have this tonight folks, join us next time for a more traditional game of jeopardy. I hope.? The closing credits come on over the screen, and the host can clearly be seen mouthing the words, ?Who is Alex??